Buying a new fan for my desktop's CPU. Apparently they only come with rainbow LEDs. I didn't realize that's how fans work now.

@ted I got them with red LEDs, because it's well known that red makes them go faster

@ebassi uhg, too late. Now mine will only go fast 10% of the time. 🙁

@ebassi @ted I would've thought blue would be faster, what with the relativistic blueshift. Physics is so confusing.

@n8 @ebassi it depends on whether you're traveling at the speed of light or not.

Or as we call it in Texas, 40mph on the highway during rain.

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