Trump clearly wants a way out of this that he doesn't look like a loser. We should negotiate. We should give him Florida.
@ted That would be cruel to the alligators. How about we do a deal that Wikipedia will claim he won the election?
@ted You know when you play chess with a pigeon, there's always a moment when it will get angry, overturn all the pieces, shit on the board and fly away triumphant …
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