Trying to explain the difference between Dallas and Houston:

Dallas: tornadoes
Houston: hurricanes

See, it's easy!

@ted It's very easy to explain if you can get someone physically to Texas and put them in a car for a few hours:

* get a feel for the humidity in Dallas
* get in a car
* drive to Houston
* open the car door
* NOPE

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@brion I like that you didn't include:

* stop before getting the Gulf of Mexico

Because... it doesn't matter. You're underwater both ways!

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