Ted Gould @ted@gould.cx

@agateau you won't know unless you ship it. 😉

I find that NIN is one of the easiest things to fall asleep to. I attribute it to the precise structure of the music makes my mind wander less.

@mray yeah, I honestly thought exporting my keys would allow me to verify between devices. Nope.

@mray or that if I verify a device on my phone, I want it verified on my desktop too. Don't need to verify on every device I own.

@noelle in doing the research, it is hard to find maiden names. An exciting event when you get one!

@noelle to be curious was Anthony your grandmother's family or your grandfather's?

I've done some genealogy work and been surprised how patriarchal the whole system is especially considering it is supposed to be based on "genetics" which would give equal weight to both the mother and father's genes.

Having people stay home and not drive is probably a significant factor.

Feel like we need a parody of "Go the F*ck to Sleep" that is "Stay the F*ck at Home"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_the_Fuck_to_Sleep

Perhaps we could get Samuel L. Jackson to do the audio book version as well!

Ha, hadn't noticed that, I wonder if it is on purpose.

When life gives you a pandemic, make a T-shirt.

https://paristexasco.com/products/born-to-social-distance-womens-jersey-t-shirt

Article on how H-E-B (a grocery store) prepared for this, and all other disasters. Shows some good templates for others.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/heb-prepared-coronavirus-pandemic/

Smokin' brisket

#TexasQuarantine

With the kids home we're having to limit the number of bananas that can be eaten as snacks. 🍌

Not because they're a bad snack, but because I'd feel like a crazy hoarder buying as many bananas as they'd eat otherwise.

Good Shepherd's Pie?

Means I can put off getting that gold star even longer. I told my elementary school teacher they're not important!

I had a dream last night that I was being driven around by Kim Jung-un. Which was interesting, but I was late to my swim meet. So the dream was me making conversation with Kim Jung-un all while trying to convince him to take me to my swim meet.

Analyze that!

Wondering whether Hallmark has "Wish I was quarantined with you" cards.